What other casts have you performed with?

This is the only one worth mentioning!

When and where did you lose your virginity?

In my old bedroom covered in KISS posters <no not us the walls man!> * hee hee
For the record that's Danny-1 Pillow Pants-0 <clerks 2 reference>

Your Rocky virginity?

January 13th, 2001 A Space Oddity Rocky.... that night was unforgettable... I got booed off of stage for F*cking up on faking an orgasm!! It was seriously like a nightmare followed by an awesome dream afterwards. My Shrink thanks you for the experience *it's kept him busy for the last 6 years and some change.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

Because The crew from the Zen Room is where it's at... Totally the crew to roll rith..... Hey Razor's got a Posse!!!!!!!

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

Ah Yes the pat downs thank you trainees!!!! Seriously I would've walked through that line a couple of times!!!

Your favorite RHPS character?

Eddie *Duh*

RHPS scene?

It sure as hell NOT when Eddie Dies!!!! Long live Eddie

Place to have sex in SLO county?

At the park in Santa Margarita.... Before you ask ..... Yes I have and Yes it was Awesome!

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Music- in a band *INCOMING* , working out, comic books, record collecting, black t shirt collecting, travelling, and UNIVERSAL STUDIOS the NEW happiest place on earth. Oh yes and hanging out with my lovely wife.

What special talents do you possess?

Beard Sculpting <it's pretty serious man, nothing to joke about>

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

Rock'N'f*ckin' Roll!!!! As for groups: KISS, Motley Crue, the Misfits, Guns and Roses and the Sex Pistols

TV shows?

Simpsons, Family Guy, ALF, Spongebob Squarepants, Freddie's Nightmares

Movies?

Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Texas ch----*actually any 80's slasher serial! Jaws, King Kong, Frankenstein, anything Jay and Silent Bob as well!

Musicals?

Wicked, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Cats

What turns you on?

confidence, humor, nice boobs, How about a girl who gets along with my mom that's a big plus! This list is kinda long and tedious *you get the picture right*?

What turns you off?

Ex Girlfriends <they're gross!>

What are your fetishes?

Beard petting *does that count?!?* lingirie *know not on me fool on the girl!!!!

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

I'd like to thank the little people *Oh I'm sorry * <I mean midgets> for making this happen