What other casts have you performed with?

none

When and where did you lose your virginity?

early on in high school with a catholic school cheerleader in her mother's bed... No, really I did! No joke...

Your Rocky virginity?

At the tender age of 12 in Berkeley

Why did you join the Zen Room?

I joined the Zen room? So *thats* why I've been getting all these emails...

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

Mutual masturbation by drunk patrons in the second row

Your favorite RHPS character?

Eddie, of course

RHPS scene?

Hot patootie or the floor show...

Place to have sex in SLO county?

On the lifeguard's tower at Avila Beach... watch out for the sand... It gets EVERYWHERE!

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Ritual virgin sacrifice... if I can find virgins... drinking, sleeping, sex... oh yeah... that PhD thesis thingie too...

What special talents do you possess?

exotic massage, impromptu sonnet writing, busting kneecaps and other related Mob skills...

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

80's

TV shows?

What's a TV?

Movies?

Casablanca, Fight Club, Dark Crystal

Musicals?

Assassins, Rent, Jekyll and Hyde

What turns you on?

Catholic school girls, flexible women, leather pants, forward women, women in tight clothing, eyes... deep sensuous eyes

What turns you off?

pretentious, closed minded ken and barbie doll looking yuppie wanna-be's

What are your fetishes?

Catholic school girls, leather, bodices, underage... heh... I'd rather not incriminate myself...

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

Fans? I have fans?... uh.. SMW seeks forward young female for experimentation in exotic massage?