What other casts have you performed with?

Rocky casts – none. Other casts – approximately 187

When and where did you lose your virginity?

I was born with considerable experience, and have continued to gain more over the past hundreds of years.

Your Rocky virginity?

All loss of virginity is, by nature, rocky.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

I never joined. I’m just a “fellow traveller” (Look that up, those of you who weren’t alive in the 30s)

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

See above

Your favorite RHPS character?

Magenta – I always like transformational characters (or was that trans- something else?)

RHPS scene?

Being a techno-head, I like the transformation scene (Whoops – haven’t we been here before?)

Place to have sex in SLO county?

Not under water – that’s for sure

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Ride trains

What special talents do you possess?

I can kill with a single pinch (actually I did take a course at the U.S. Army Counterintelligence School in “Silent Killing” many years ago – some talents never leave you)

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

The National Gallery Orchestra under Richard Bales playing 14th century instruments (of torture)

TV shows?

Whazzat? When I was born there warn’t no such thing.

Movies?

Oh them. Well, I guess “The Quiet Man” is my overall favorite (yes, John Wayne does wear overalls in it)

Musicals?

“1600 Pennsylvania Avenue” by Alan Jay Lerner and Leonard Bernstein (It ran 18 performances before closing)

What turns you on?

People who like to listen to me talk incessantly

What turns you off?

People who snub me (for whatever reason)

What are your fetishes?

I hate spiders and sand

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

I adore you – one and all (Oh well, one)