San Luis Obispo's Rocky 
Horror Picture Show!

Location:
World Rhythm &
Motion Studio

150 South St
San Luis Obispo, CA
93401
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Date:
Sept 20th, 2008

Show Times:
8:00pm | Midnight


Theme:
Wild West Rocky

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Joel "Wolf" Schmaeman

 Joel Schmaeman

Birthday: May 29 19XX
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 12.14286 Stones
Eye color: Blue/Green
Hair color: Blond
Sex: Unfortunately None Lately
Roles: Riff
Past positions: Whipping boy, lackey, evil henchman #27

What other casts have you performed with?

Due to not reading the fine print, I am contractually obligated to only perform with the Zen Room.

When and where did you lose your virginity?

-*Access Failure... All memories of this incident have been purged from the brain. -SysAdmin*-

Your Rocky virginity?

September 27th, 1997, with my roommate at the time and some of his friends.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

What can I say, I'm a sucker for a pretty face... and the promise of sexual favors.

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

When J-sin was Trixie for Cabaret Rocky. The audience's reaction at the end was just great.

Your favorite RHPS character?

Riff Raff of course.

RHPS scene?

By and far it has to be the floorshow.

Place to have sex in SLO county?

Still trying to narrow it down. If anyone would like to help....

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Dance, paint, read, write, sit and stare at the wall

What special talents do you possess?

-*Classified... Ultraviolet Clearance Needed*-

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

Voltaire, Delerium, Darling Violetta, Tatu

TV shows?

Bab5, Buffy, Andromeda, Smallville, Roswell

Movies?

Lost Boys, Go, The Craft, The Ring, Hedwig

Musicals?

Jekyll and Hyde, Rent, Phantom of the Opera

What turns you on?

Pretty eyes, competence, beautiful people, confidence

What turns you off?

Unavailable beautiful people, broken people, poor hygiene, rudeness

What are your fetishes?

Vinyl, leather, fangs, horns, fire dancers, wings, tails

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."

Tickets are $8 for the 8pm show and $12 for the midnight show. You can purchase tickets at the door or in advance at these locations:


Boo Boo Records

978 Monterey St.
San Luis Obispo, CA
(805) 541-0657


Traditional Tattoo

956 Foothill Road, Suite C
San Luis Obispo, CA
(805) 541-TAT2 (8282)