What other casts have you performed with?

None yet, but I may be spending the summer slaving for the NYC Cast.

When and where did you lose your virginity?

In the ball-crawl of a McDonald's Playland in Atascadero on a very ugly summer night sometime in the early 90's

Your Rocky virginity?

Not too long after that. My friend Abner dragged me to Zen Room in fishnets and coat-tails. I got laid. I came back.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

The eternal quest for power and sex. Unfortunately, no one ever told me that producing this thing would lead to neither.

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

Ohh so many. I think the time Duncan walked into the house with a working flamethrower was pretty cool, if not extremely dangerous. I also liked the time that Sherice and (I think it was Chaz?) broke the table during the Rocky Horror Sex Scene: Take 1. But I think my all time favorite has got to be the White Trash Show with Aurora mud-rastlin' on the lawn.

Your favorite RHPS character?

Coolio

RHPS scene?

That little bit with the Phantom pulling at Frank's garter in "Blue Skies." (Cards for sorrow, Cards for pain...)

Place to have sex in SLO county?

In a tree on doubly Sacred Ground.

What do you tend to do with your free time?

"Free Time" is a concept with which I am almost totally unfamiliar these days. I prefer to think of it as "The Time When I Should Be Doing Something Important, But Am Not." This time is mostly filled with sleeping, or drinking, or both.

What special talents do you possess?

I have a mutant healing factor allowing me to withstand horrific blows to the cranium with little to no ill effects. I can also do pretty much anything at a journeyman's level. Jack of all trades, master of none.

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

80's Punk and 80's whatever. I also dig the Prog Rock (Genesis, Yes, King Crimson, ELP, etc.)

TV shows?

What is this TV you speak of?

Movies?

Asking what my favorite movie is is like asking who my favorite sexual partner is: The one's I like I like for different reasons. Picking a favorite would be rude.

Musicals?

See above. But, I can tell you which one's I hate (full list available on request)

What turns you on?

Smells. Usually food smells: Licorice (Anise), Vanilla. Girls in glasses. Arguments.

What turns you off?

Self-Importance. Lack of Self-Importance. Inability to be wrong. Inability to call me on it when I am wrong.

What are your fetishes?

Gotta go with Catholic School Girls, but given my advancing years this is getting creepy, so I'm trying out Asian women and Latex, however the jury is still out on these.

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

Thank Mighty Jaweh I'm done with this so I can finally enjoy it again!