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Michelle "Razor" McPhearson
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| Birthday: |
April 23rd (Shakespeare's b-day!)
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| Height: |
5'11" barefoot, 6'2" with platform boots.
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| Weight: |
Pshyeah, right... I'm overweight, leave it at that.
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| Eye color: |
Haze to pure blue, sometimes green depending on mood.
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| Hair color: |
Dirty blonde when it's not dyed.
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| Sex: |
Hm... go with the cliche "Yes, please" or stick with the basic "Female"... Decisions, decisions.
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| Current position: |
On my knees... Oh wait, you mean the Stage/Prop Manager position, don't you?
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| Past positions: |
Extra muscle/fluffer backstage, aka "Tank mover extraordinaire", later taking over Stage/Prop Manager when it was
needed in a crisis leading to the full time gig.
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What other casts have you performed with?
Rocky? None. The only other
crew/acting position I've ever had was with a stage production of "Little
Shop of Horrors" in Kansas a few years back. Helped build the sets and was
responsible for the puppeteering of all three 1. hand-operated, 2. full-body
operated (sitting inside a costume), and 3. giant human-eating (and it does
in the show) sizes of the Audrey II (flesh-eating venus flytrap) puppets.
The big one was a bitch. It was built into the back wall of a set and
required most of your upper body weight behind the scenes pushing down with
one arm on a lever to open the mouth. You had to do so in a bouncing motion
to make the upper lip jiggle while you pulled a lower-lip cable with the
other arm all in sync to the vocal artist's words to simulate the plant
talking. Stupid plant. Meh, I'd do it all again in a heartbeat though...
When and where did you lose your virginity?
In a "Motel 6" in Kansas City,
Mo. when I was nineteen. Only did so because I was holding out for "The
One", and thought she was it. Guess not... (*Shrugs*) I'm not the first
woman my current girlfriend (over two years now) had been with, so it's not
like it mattered that I wasn't a virgin, but in the back of my mind I
secretly wish we both could have been, ya know? To give something like that
to another person is a beautiful thing, especially if you end up sharing the
rest of your lives with each other. It's not going to happen now, of course,
but it would have been nice...
Your Rocky virginity?
Like a live show? Vegas Rocky, put on by the "Big
Purple Onion Productions" cast and crew. I've been watching the movie for
years though. Can't quite remember the first time I saw it, I think as a kid
and I thought it was pretty weird at the time. I've never been conservative
by any means, so even as a child I wasn't shocked in the slightest, but
probably didn't see myself joining a stage production of it in the future.
(*Giggles*)
Why did you join the Zen Room?
I've liked the movie for quite some time,
many of my friends are part of the BPO cast and crew, and I decided I had
the time and the desire to do so. You could say I thought it looked like fun
and wanted to be a part of it, I guess.
What is your favorite Zen Room memory?
Hm... Hard to say. I did like it when
the power went out (blew a fuse) and Alan made a comment about someone
having found the switch when it was fixed (Thanks to Rookie), and I said
"Yeah. On... off... on... off..." while flipping an imaginary switch up and
down in front of his crotch. (*Smiles*) Isn't that where the on switch for
most men is? (*Winks*) I'm also quite fond of the "Yo-ho!" song, but that
happens at every Rocky, so those are more like memories, plural.
Your favorite RHPS character?
FRANK. (*Sly grin*) Sorry to be so boring and
pick the obvious, but Tim Curry is hot in the role. (*Pouts*) Sorry... I
could say Eddie, but then we'd all know I was lieing. Nobody likes Meatloaf
for dinner! (*Laughs*) Maybe Riff-Raff a little, I don't know why, but then
again he does have that delicious bagel... ^_^
RHPS scene?
No, not "The Time Warp"! I'd have to say "Rose Tint My World"
when Riff-Raff takes Frank prisoner, based purely on the callback. "I just
fucked my sister, you can smell my finger, we're going back to Alabama, so
bitch go start the truuuuuuuck!" instead of "I'm your new commander, you now
are my prisoner, we return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beeeeeeeam!
Place to have sex in SLO county?
Well, I don't really have a favorite place,
though I am fond of the unusual. Done a graveyard, but not on top of a grave
as I do have a little respect for the dead for crying out loud. Also did the
mental health ward on Joshnson Ave., but it would have been more fun if they
hadn't outlawed and thus gotten rid of all the straightjackets. (*Pouts*)
Really any place will do as long as it isn't too uncomfortable or with too
many people around. The ideal is a big, cushy bed with plenty of restraints,
toys, and my partner the only audience, but I'm willing to change it up a
bit... Hee...
What do you tend to do with your free time?
Furray... Furee... free... time?
Is that how you say it? Sorry, this term is foreign to me. (*Smart ass*)
Seriously though, between school, Rocky, life, etc., I don't have a whole
lot of free time. When I do, I prefer to spend it doing absolutely nothing.
Sleeping is fun!
What special talents do you possess?
(*Eyes narrow as a smirk spreads across
her lips*) Now what exactly are we talking about here? (*Giggles*) Ok, ok,
I'll keep it clean... I'm an animation major, so I guess you could say I'm
good with graphics and animation programs. I also know a bit of raw HTML
coding (web pages), with an informational BDSM group site to utilize some of
it. People tell me I'm a decent writer, so I've written a fictional novel
that I plan to publish someday. I have a good singing voice if you can ever
get me to do so, as I tend to be very shy when it comes to vocal
performances. I'm capable of deepthroating an average-sized corn dog, stick
and all, and... d'oh! Sorry... Forgot I was keeping it clean... (*Blushes*)
Next!
What's your favorite music genre/groups?
I like darker, harder, and angrier
stuff usually. For instance, Korn, Kittie, Otep, Genitorturers, Marilyn
Manson, etc. Don't get me wrong though, I grew up in the eighties, so I have
a lot of rock and easy listening permanently imprinted in my brain.
Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, etc. I love various
kinds of trance, from Crystal Method to Graver's Paradise and the "Vampire
the Masquerade: Bloodlines" soundtrack. I also like a bit of spooky stuff
like chamber-style chanting music as long as it isn't religious, some kinds
of jazz, and even a little Japanese pop here and there if the female
singer's voice is pretty or it's a catchy song. Don't like country, pop,
ragae, R&B, or gangsta rap, but I'll listen to some classic rap like Dre
from "The Chronic" days. If I haven't listed it here, I probably don't like
it or listen to enough of it to care.
TV shows?
Don't have tv and most of it is garbage anyway. I do like "CSI",
almost anything anime or manga (except "Dragonball Z"!!!), and newer
cartoons like "Dexter's Lab, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy,
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends", etc. Yeah, I'm a kid at heart, screw
you. (*Sulks*)
Movies?
I think one of my favorite movies of all time is "The Matrix", but
then they had to go and ruin it with sequals. I like futuristic movies too,
like "Star Trek" titles and "Judge Dredd" for example. Comedy usually ranks
high with me, such as "Office Space" and "Spaceballs". Manga of course, like
"Blood: The Last Vampire" and "Ghost in the Shell". If you want to see my
eighties roots resurfacing again, you can even throw in some "Back to the
Future" and "Breakfast Club".
Musicals?
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show", of course. Oh, and "Reefer
Madness: The Movie Musical" is a definite must-see, especially if you're
(*Cough*) on something... (*Cough, cough*) Does "South Park: Bigger, Longer,
and Uncut" fall into the musical category? Even if it's animated, it was
full of breakaways into song by the characters, so that'd be a yes, right?
Great movie.
What turns you on?
This is a rather large list of possibilities, so I'll
keep it general. I hate to label people, but if you dress "gothic", you'll
probably get at least a first, if not a second glance from me. If you have
big boots with plenty of straps and striped stockings and/or arm warmers,
even better. Glasses are hot, and for some strange reason I seem to be
attracted to women with a slight gap between their two front teeth. Sandra
Burnhardt... (*Purrs*) Anyway, think lots and lots of black, very little if
any color, and unconventional shades of hair dye is a plus. Tattoos,
piercings, body mods, all usually improve your hot or not scale with me.
Makeup is better left minimal if at all, and I tend to like people who don't
check their hair or appearance in a mirror every five minutes. I like "Real"
women. Not those pencil-thin blonde bimbos you see in glamour mags. I like
women who aren't afraid to curse when needed, eat a cheeseburger, have a
little meat on them as long as it isn't really affecting their health,
aren't afraid to get dirty, and who kick ass and take names. Strong, real
women. (*Smiles*)
What turns you off?
Basicly the opposite of things listed above. Pencil-thin
blonde bimbos who check their hair after the slightest breeze and eat
celery. (*Laughs*) Seriously, I'm not a prejudice, racist, or sexist person,
but I'd be lieing if I said I didn't avoid some groups based on stereotypes.
I tend to stay away from the jocks, the gangbangers, the punks, and a few
others, but that doesn't mean I don't have a couple friends here and there
out of those groups. I'm the kind of person that'll be friends with anyone
until you fuck me over. If you're mean, that's a big turn-off. I may tend to
avoid certain people, but I don't usually go out of my way to be downright
mean to them and it irritates me when others do it. I apologize if I've ever
been hypocritical in this sense, as it's not intentional. Bodily odors can
be a turn-off too. Sex sweat and natural musk don't usually smell too bad
and can be a turn-on, but lack of bathing and soap isn't. Wash your butt!
(*Makes a face*) So mean, smelly people? That about cover the basics? I'm
pretty neutral and unobservant to that which doesn't interest me, so it's
hard to say what steps out of the neutrality to actually gain my attention
and act to negatively turn me off, should I be already turned on. I'd have
to think about it some more, so lets just leave it at what we have for
now...
What are your fetishes?
(*Sly smile*) Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me. I'm a major subbie, but capable of switching
if the situation calls for it. I'll warn you in advance though, I'm not too
good at being a dom. I love to be flogged, cut by experienced scalpel
wielders (thus Razorbaitsub), pierced, restrained, electrified (via violet
wand), and treated as a pet (collar and leash, petting, etc.), just to name
a few. I have a small selection of toys ranging from floggers to wrist
cuffs, I always play safe, sane, and consensual, sterilize my gear, use
protection if there will be penetration, get myself checked every few months
to make sure I'm still clean, and just have fun. (*Blush*) My girlfriend and
I have an open-ended relationship that allows us to look, touch, and fuck,
just don't love when it comes to other people. We love each other deeply, so
it usually doesn't go past consensual touching with others, like the kind
present in a lot of BDSM play, but we keep the fuck option there just in
case. It by no means gives permission to screw the entire state, but allows
for a slip-up here and there without the fear of being deemed "A cheating
whore", and opens the door to threesomes or giving permission to fulfil the
need to fuck when the other isn't able to for whatever reason. Again, we
rarely utilize it, but it is an option. Also, we're both into bloodletting,
but NO ONE is allowed to share blood with either of us during any play that
draws it. Drinking from another or being fed upon signifies a bond and
that's a big no-no. It's not love, but it's way too deep to share with play
buddies. I'd better end it here by saying I have quite a few fetishes
besides liking it rough, but it's one of the bigger ones and I've already
rambled on for a paragraph now...
Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?
Um... Yeah, actually.
You see those spiffy-looking props, whether they're new, fixed up with a
fresh coat of paint, or on stage at the appropriate cue during the show?
That's all thanks to my team of props crew and I, with the help of funding
sources and any willing minions we could round up and put to work. Without
them, I wouldn't have any prop "bitches" (deemed so affectionately, of
course) to order around, help me move the heavier stuff during the
appropriate scenes, and give you all something better than make-believe
scenery. (*Giggles*) So love the props! Love them hard! Just clean up after
yourself, please. Thank you.
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