What other casts have you performed with?

None. I'm one of those monogomous guys that can usually only be found on the endangered species lists.

When and where did you lose your virginity?

I like to consider myself a born-again virgin. Like Christians, I believe in the power to be born again. So far this year, I've been born again so many times I can't quite count. So here's to hopefully once again losing my born-again virgin status.

Your Rocky virginity?

Ummm, '96 sometime, I think, old age blurring mind.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

I joined for several reasons: Power, to contribute to a wholesome theatre production, power, to meet new and interesting people, power, to give back to society, power, to be artistically challenged, power, to hit on and molest young impressionable females, power, to rule over my security force with an iron fist, power, to deal out harsh justice on a wim, power, to torture those who cross my path, power, and for the chance to play with cute cuddly stuffed animals. Did I mention power?

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

The water gun fight I had with two of the security people. I used Neal (6' 5, 280 lbs) as a defensive shield until Lon chased me around him. Picture two 5' 6 guys sprinting around a big guy shooting at each other with water guns. Now picture a very wet, very angry, very large Neal.

Your favorite RHPS character?

Columbia! Damn, I just love a woman in a hat.

RHPS scene?

Columbia's tap dancing scene. Again the hat, just does it for me.

Place to have sex in SLO county?

umm, I like my couch . . .

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Transport illegal animals across state lines, manage an illegal gambling casino, arrange the assassination of my enemies, run secret para-military wars in strange never heard of countries, catapult martians across the solar system to work as slave labor in my diamond mines, launch orbital death platforms into our atmosphere, and occasionally read the latest romance novel.

What special talents do you possess?

I can drink mass quantities of alcohol, manage "family-run" businesses, and find someone I know, wherever I go.

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

80's music, swing music, some Classic Rock, and Tony Bennet.

TV shows?

Currently on TV: Scrubs, 24, Ed, and Smallville although I don't have cable so don't get to see them much. Past TV Shows: Futurama, Buffy, Brisco County Jr., Dr. Who, A-Team, and Nightstalker.

Movies?

Casablanca - "I'd like to think you killed a man, it's the romantic in me" Also almost any mobster film.

Musicals?

Chicago and Les Miserables.

What turns you on?

Short brunnettes with nice eyes and great smiles. Legs. Girls in their underwear with just a button up, collared shirt over it (yea it's simple, but I like it). Having her nibble on my ear.

What turns you off?

Having a girl lead you on and drain you of money with no intention of ever dating you. Any girl who attempts to play mind games with me, please treat me as if I have some intelligence, I know when you're playing mind games. And finally egotistical people who have no right to be egotistical.

What are your fetishes?

Tails (Bunny, Racoon, etc) with the corresponding ears . . . oh and girls in hats, any hat, sometimes just in hats.

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

Girls, get some hats and tails. Hmm, maybe we should have Hat and Tail Rocky? Or Top Hat, White Tie, and Tail Rocky?